Monthly Archives: July 2007

in hindsight

this post was originally written way back in may. but i held it back for various reasons. not anymore. so, the person i’m talking about here can stuff it up their crotch, if they have any issues.
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getting jobbed…

i’ve been tied down. finally. i have a job… a real one. and i guess this time it’s going to be for a while. i have finally given up my self-employed ways. i’m still with plus minus zero, just not … Continue reading 

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worm steals spacebar off airtel keyboard

the guys at spamco are getting pretty high tech they now have robots working for them, checking to see if there’s any abnormal activity going on with my computer…
Dear Customer,
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dissertation, my ass.

came across a paper titled “a universal pronoun in english?” by a student of linguistics at stanford.
and the pronoun? your ass.
to quote him: “We refer to these expressions collectively as your ass. Your ass is not simply a possessive
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the image was photoshopped… not

i came across this set of rules, while reading up on photoshop cs3. interesting ones, almost like a course in english to not get your ass sued 101.i have a few questions for the company, adobe® :

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