it’s independence day, and something’s wrong
the conspiracy theorists who believe that america is trying to take over the world have a point. this year, i join them with irrefutable proof.
for the past few years, on independence day every year, star movies insists on showing independence day. the problem with that? besides the fact that the novelty has worn off since it’s over 10 years old… the movie is american propaganda.
and more proof, but this one’s subliminal, though. ever since i got mobile again, i’ve been getting spammed every day with smses for good deals on recharges! and other rubbish. but for the past two days, the spam’s been about independence day. it’s all good and patriotic… until i got this one:
celebrating on independence day, the pride, the courage and the glory that binds us to the stars and stripes!
no prizes for guessing which company on weed it was that sent me this message. it isn’t even on the net. what retard thought this smart one up?
the americans, i tell you. they’re trying to take over the world.
