and other hairy stories

if you’re from spa, you might know leon. i saw him last week, and he’s stolen my beard. sidelocks, stock and barrel.

leon moreanal

if you see this man, point and laugh. and run like the wind. okay, so mine’s a lemmy/hetfield/Triple H/security guard rip-off, too. but i think i’ve had it long enough to claim it to be my own.

what’s much more pissing off than this incident is the whole long-hair craze in bollywood. i don’t care if i gain acceptability in society on account of my being a longhair, and that being the done thing. i’d rather not have people come up to me and compare me with “john” or “dhoni” or ask if i started growing my hair because of them. do they think i got extensions when i saw dhoom? and then neglected it long enough to get it matted?

and recently, abhishek bachhan was seen in delhi with a hairband on his head. nice, but that means that’s another thing i can’t do anymore. delhi times, the 8 page holder for my daily crossword, had this front page story on how it’s going to be the next big thing. and the little b has started a new trend. yup. i bet the piece was written by that natasha/nikita/nishita something female… the one who once wrote a story about a “rock dance” at pragati maidan.

but i digress, repeatedly.

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