i’ve been fighting with illiterate delhi-ites for years, and now it’s official: english is not just the international of choice… it’s the universal language of choice. it has been confirmed by my favourite god-in-waiting, dr harry p. or harry p ha ha ha, as he’d have us believe. i don’t.
At the present world no.3 (our world) and world no.5 are most advanced (ours being the Research and Development world). So now Gods all communicate in English as it is most utilized in our world.
who is dr harry p, you ask? is he a god? in the words of his underlings:
NO! At present he is human being only from this world very highly empowered even beyond God levels. All Gods are human beings chosen, given indefinite life and permanent young age between 18 and 24 years and empowered for specific duties assigned to them and living in a specially created world. He has been chosen for a whole spectrum of very high empowerment (not his choice) by UNIVERSE POWER itself.
and that’s just a few lines off one page… there’s a lot more: seven full pages… long ones.
don’t forget to take the harry ha ha test for godness: “if Dr. Harry is a God, Head will come!†and if navigating the site gets difficult, the kind doctor has instructions at the bottom of each page: “PLEASE CHOOSE YELLOW BUTTONS AT TOP FOR VIEWING OTHER ASPECTS.“
