worm steals spacebar off airtel keyboard

the guys at spamco are getting pretty high tech they now have robots working for them, checking to see if there’s any abnormal activity going on with my computer…

Dear Customer,

Our robot has detected an abnormal activity from your IP adress on sending e-mails. Probably it is connected with the last epidemic of a worm which does not have official patches at the moment.

We recommend you to install this patch to remove worm files and stop email sending, otherwise your account will be blocked.

Customer Support Center

there’s something oddly familiar about this… it reads like the emails i get from airtel, when i give them hell…

Wevaluetherelationshipbuiltwit

hyouandtrustthatoneodd,

unfortunateincidentwill not come in the way of this association. May we
reiteratethatweshareyouranguish and have taken adequate action to
ensure the non-occurrence of the same in future.

[sic.]

that’s the cookie cutter apology off an actual email from my favourite phone company of all time.

for heaven’s sake, even the robots at the penis-enlargement mail order department are smarter than the retarded apes who work at india’s largest telephone company.

09.07.07 | , , |

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  1. Steven
    21.07.07

    LOL. Dell’s tech support is just as bad. I bought a computer, paid for it with my credit card, then payed with my credit card. Now Dell says they havent been payed, so I faxed a copy of my card statement and they’re trying to say that where I payed it was a refund from dell, when it clearly shows it was me paying the bill.

    Its sooo irritating.

     


  2. joseph
    26.07.07

    at the end of the day, just about every customer support department in every part of the world is as bad… there’s this one hosting company who wouldn’t take payments for a server, after repeated reminders to them. nothing to complain about, i know. but still…

     

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